Porcupane Porcupene Porcupyne T-Shirt



The shop is operating normally at the moment. I'll keep you in the loop if there are any new changes. Thanks! - Connor


Maroon 100% cotton T-Shirts with Porcupane Porcupene Porcupyne graphic on the front. Standard sizes include S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Women's fitted shirts are available in S, M, L, and XL. Accurate bond angles and relative lengths were used. :)

Thanks everybody for the massive response! I'm incredibly amazed that so many of you are excited about these shirts. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to email me at connor [!at] porcupyne.com! -Connor

This shirt was previously featured on reddit and C&EN Newscripts.

reddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/chemistry/comments/52053f/my_best_friend_bought_me_this_shirt_for_my/
C&EN Newscripts - http://cen.acs.org/articles/94/i39/Honoring-anonymous-peer-reviewers-punny.html


connor [!at] porcupyne.com


Q: What are the shirt dimensions?
A: CustomInk provides a few good charts for the shirts at the links are below. All sizes are available in Gildan. Sizes 3XL, 4XL, and WXL are available in Port & Company. Let me know if you have a preferred brand and I'll match it for you.
Gildan Standard https://www.customink.com/items/sizing/04100_lineup/standard.htm
Gildan Women's https://www.customink.com/items/sizing/193600_lineup/standard.htm
P&C Standard www.customink.com/items/sizing/123900_lineup/standard.htm
P&C Women's www.customink.com/items/sizing/160300_lineup/standard.htm

Q: Is [blank] another site where these can be purchased?
A: The official shirts can only be purchased on Etsy and at http://porcupyne.com/. If you find any other source providing them please let me know. I really appreciate everyone that has helped with this.

Q: Do you have other products with the same design?
A: Yes! Onesies, mugs, and stickers are currently available through my Etsy shop. If you'd like to see the design on something else (mugs, glasses, etc.) I'd love to hear about it! Email me at connor [!at] porcupyne.com.

Thanks again!

Porcupyne LLC

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1-2 business days

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

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I don't accept cancellations

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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